New Poem: "A Sale of Two Titties (with thanks to Monty Python)"

For some reason, my tween-aged daughter enjoys the Disney (aka ditzy) channel sit-coms but never watched Hannah Montana--and after viewing Miley Cyrus' most recent performance, I am glad of that fact.  At least I will not have to explain the behavior of a confused little girl to another confused little girl.  In any event, an amusing poem resulted.  The title is inspired by today's offering from Poem-A-Day as well as from an old Monty Python sketch.